Saturday, 9 December 2017



Allango,
If your love for me is true,
You don't have to care about
your ugly wife and kids.
Take me to London
and fulfill your emotional needs.

Allango,
If your love for me is true,
Then sacrifice...
I want first rate shoes to shelter 
my fragile feet.
You don't have to worry about 
what your kids will eat.
they can starve for several weeks
while we rome in France and Italy.

Look at me Allango,
have you ever seen a pair of
buttocks that look as plumpy
as the ones that dangle on my behind?
Count yourself lucky for having me.

If your love for me is true,
Buy me a car and shower
my bed with American dollars...
Starring at me with a wet tongue
and paying my rent is not enough.

Allango my love.
I know you want me from the
deepest part of your heart.
But actions speak louder 
than words.

If your love for me is true,
Buy me a huge box of pizza.
Buy me plastic nails from Germany.
Look at my boring eye lashes....
I want artificial ones... they only go
for one million my love.

If you truly love me, Allango,
put me first in your list of priority.
And I will make you feel young again.

Sunday, 26 November 2017



Adoyo wants me to buy her a
handbag from dubai.
She insists that if possible,
I should use the contribution of my
mother's hospital bill to buy it,
She says that if don't want her to
leave me for another man,
I should put her first in my list
of priorities.
Dear friends,
Who wants Adoyo my girlfriend?

Adoyo always faults me for
not being stable.
But apart from her labia and
lose tongue,
there's nothing else that Adoyo
brings on the table.
My dear friends with flashy cars,
Adoyo my girlfriend is up for grabs.
Who wants her?

Were it not for Adoyo,
The permanent house that I was
building in the village would
not have stalled...
I would not have sold the only cow
that I had - just to jewel her fingers 
with plastic nails.
My dear friends,
You who have extra money
to waste,
Who wants Adoyo my girlfriend?


Thursday, 23 November 2017



Dorothy wants us to make love
the American way.
She wants to insert the whole of
my manhood
In her thin looking throat.

When I tell her that it's against
our tradition for a person to
swallow their partner's private part,
She places her palms on my lips
and says "shhhh"

Dorothy wants us to make love
the American way.
She wants me to suckle the
salty juice that trickles
from the meeting point of her
spotless thighs.

As I figure out how I will do it,
she grabs my head and tells me
to wipe the narrow tunnel of
her bubbly behind with my tongue.

Dorothy wants us to make love
the American way.
She says that she wants us to
switch positions.
She insists that she wants to be the
one who'll control me from the top.

When I tell her that it's against
our tradition for a woman to sit
on the scrotums of a man,
She places her palms on my lips
and says "shhhh"

Friday, 17 November 2017



Man of God,
if you don't bribe me with
fifty percent of the tithe and offering
that you got today,
I will tell Opondo how one morning
I caught you inserting the nipple
of his wife's breast inside
your mouth.

As a matter of fact,
if you don't give me ten bags of
maize flour out of the eleven bags
that the church donated to you
last week,
I will show everyone pictures of you
taking Allango's daughter in a
guest house for consumption.
I will magnify the picture so that all
eyes can see the packet of condom
that sat on the right hand of your palm

Man of God,
do not try me.
If you won't give me five acres
out of the six acres of land
that the church donated to you,
I will spill the beans.
I will tell everyone that you used me
to hire people who talk in tongues
and faint when you begin to
chase evil spirits away.

As a matter of fact,
give me a "shut - up" gift.
I want the car that the church
donated to you.
If you give it to me
I will shut my loose tongue
for good.
I won't say that you are the owner of
the brothel that glitters the city with
harlots at the dead of the night.

Tuesday, 14 November 2017


Dear Virginia,
I want to know what you're made of.
Tell me why is it that when we get
into the boxing ring,
The highly held head that I have
usually eats a humble pie after the
first one silly minute.

Beautiful Virginia,
Tell me the secrets to your strength.
Tell me what it is that you have
That makes me bloat like the
belly of a crocodile when you step
into the boxing ring.

Sweet Virginia,
Narrate to me.
Why is it that every time when we
get into a fight,
You're always the one who ends up
wiping streams of tears from the
eye that I have in the middle of my
faceless head?

Amazing Virginia,
You are as brittle as the petals of
a flourishing rose.
But where do you get your
strength from?
Anytime when we come to blows,
you are the one who emerges
victorious.
Despite the fact that I'm the one who
looks like a warrior!

Meticulous Virginia,
Your art of war never seizes to
amaze me.
How is it that when we get out
of the boxing ring,
I'm the one who always bows down
to hide the mask of shame
on my one eyed faceless head?

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